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Hedgerow Hedge Woe
A story about buying small arborvitae at the hardware store
Article from The Everett Herald, June 21, 2005 [scroll down for text]
Photo caption: The uneven hedge at Kristi O'Harran's house in Mill Creek should be shoved into a chipper.
Little did I know the hedgerow would be a hedge woe
Everyone has
seen hedgerows like the one along the side of my front yard.
They are supposed to be nearly symmetrical in height, with maybe a foot or so
difference among plants.
Pity my poor hedge. Each plant is doing its own annoying growth thing, ranging
from 2 feet to 6 feet tall. The profile bobs up and down like the back row of a
kindergarten choir. It looks like some dumb person planted individual shrubs
summers apart.
I'm not that dumb. They all went in the ground at the same height, on the same
day. I thought each would grow at the same pace like triplets and make a neat
buffer between my yard and the next-door neighbor's driveway.
But like most of my gardening exploits, this went awry. It makes me crazy
because everywhere I drive or walk, I see straight-topped hedges.
My situation went more public two weeks ago when my daughter got married. The
rehearsal dinner was at my house and included about two dozen out-of-town guests
who had never seen my yard.
Before these sorts of occasions, one surveys all the faults at one's abode. The
joint needs to be painted, the shake roof needs to be replaced and that darn
hedge should be chopped down and put in a "Fargo" chipper.
Look at the picture, with the giant hummer at the end of the row. That big boy
cracks me up. Why would that one plant surge like an Olympic high jumper when
the squat one to the left looks like a stunted green munchkin?
The week before the dinner, my oldest son helped us power wash the patio, put up
a canopy in case of rain and scrub our stainless steel barbecue. My daughter's
new father-in-law from Walla Walla planned to cook carne asada, a Mexican beef
dish, for everyone.
We vacuumed, mopped and scoured the bathroom. Pooped from our chores, the yard
would just have to be what it was, and that wasn't good.
At the height of our preparations, I cursed myself for not planning the meal
down the street at La Palmera in Mill Creek. Just go, order, and someone serves
you. Throwing the shindig in our back yard was all part of our economical
ceremony.
We took a lot of financial shortcuts, but the wedding turned out fine.
It was fun at the barbecue, getting to know new friends from Texas. Kindly, no
one mentioned my unprofessional yard. Remember my adventure planting a couple of
hundred tiny ivy starts on my backyard slope? My mother said in the growing
season that the over-done ivy would creep into our kitchen window.
Har har, Mother. I keep it neatly trimmed. My wings were clipped after my ivy
column, when a horticulturist admonished me for planting ivy in the first place.
The person said it was a noxious weed and killing trees left and right.
In my defense, I keep ivy away from my cedar trees. If they sell it at the
store, it's good to go in the ground, right?
When my husband, Chuck, and I decided a few years ago we wanted a green barrier,
we went to a hardware store and bought a dozen identical foot-high plants. We
embedded the potential hedge in good soil and even inserted a commercial
fertilizer stick that looked like a carrot next to each root.
The fertilizer did its job - on half the shrubs.
If we trim the tall plants, we will have to take 3 feet off a couple of the
looming shrubs. The tops will end up looking pretty silly, like fat snare drums,
next to short bushes that come to points.
I'm still debating whether I want to trim, but I am in no rush. I don't have
upcoming party plans at my house, except poker nights. For our next family
event, my middle son, Brody, will marry Lisa in September at her parents' dairy
in Idaho.
Lisa's family is doing some landscaping before the outdoor ceremony, although
their home and dairy already are gorgeous. Maybe I'll get some green ideas from
farm folks who know what they're doing.
I might also milk my first cow. Like planting a hedge, I'm game to try new
things.
Which spigot is for sour cream?
Columnist Kristi O'Harran: 425-339-3451 or
oharran@heraldnet.com.
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